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The desert heat shimmered over the Iraqi sand, turning the horizon into a wavering mirror of gold and ash. Sergeant Elias Vance sat in the commander's seat of his M1A1 Abrams, "Swarced’s Pride," his eyes glued to the thermal sights. It was February 1991, and the world was about to collide. "Contact, 2,100 meters!" his gunner, Miller, barked.

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