While feeding in the woods, Laszlo insults a werewolf pack by calling them “dogs.” A rivalry escalates into a challenge: a “roast battle” at a dive bar. The vampires lose badly (werewolves mock Nandor’s horse, Nadja’s accent, Laszlo’s erections). Colin Robinson saves them by boring the werewolves into submission. Peace is restored, but now the werewolves avoid them.
"Guys, you’ve gotta try the written exam," Colin said, his voice a monotone drone of pure ecstasy. "I’ve been in there for four hours explaining the nuances of parallel parking regulations to the proctor. I think I’ve actually drained the life force out of the entire building. The guy in the back hasn't moved in forty minutes." What We Do in the Shadows Season 1 Complete 720...
Throughout the first season, the vampires navigate modern life in Staten Island, often struggling to adapt to contemporary culture and technology. They also encounter various humans, including their "familiar" Jerry (Jake McDorman), who becomes entangled in their supernatural world. While feeding in the woods, Laszlo insults a
What We Do in the Shadows Season 1 (2019) is a horror-comedy mockumentary series that follows the nightly lives of four vampires sharing a residence in Staten Island Peace is restored, but now the werewolves avoid them
The Baron orders them to open a vampire nightclub in Manhattan to lure victims. They buy a failing club, but modern EDM scares off prey. Laszlo insists on harpsichord music. Nadja’s folk dancing repels humans. Guillermo suggests a blood-themed bar, which becomes a hit among goths. The Baron is impressed but demands more human sacrifices.