"Damon?"
It’s efficient. Sam’s probably a "no." They’ll hate pizza’s cheesey absurdity . We’ll argue. Then we’ll bond over our mutual hatred of each other’s Spotify playlists. Classic. bellesablinddate e116 cubbi thompson and damon work
In the latest installment of "BellesAblindDate," co-hosts (a sardonic comedian with a penchant for existential rants) and Damon "The Situation" Work (a charismatic foodie with zero emotional depth) attempt to navigate a blind date for their audience's most chaotic fan, "Sam." Sam’s only instruction? "Make it awkward. Make it romantic. And make it end with a fight over pineapple on pizza." "Damon
The drive led them to an abandoned warehouse on the East River, a building that used to house a textile factory. The night was cold, the wind rattling the metal shutters like a nervous whisper. Then we’ll bond over our mutual hatred of
(touching his own wrist, where she’d playfully poked him) "She’s unpredictable. Inefficient. Chaotic. My code would crash trying to model her. I think that’s why I want to try anyway."
Cubbi and Damon exchanged a look, and in that moment, they both knew. "It's going amazingly well," they chimed in unison, their faces lighting up with smiles.
(to camera, grinning) "He’s... intense. Like a computer in a human suit. But his eyes are warm. That’s weird, right? Warm computer eyes?"