Theft Wars 0.1: Dude

In later versions, jumping was realistic. In 0.1, if you jumped while sliding down a railing, the physics engine would multiply your velocity by 100x. This wasn't a feature—it was a bug—but players adored it.

def upgrade_character_stats(self, stat, points): if stat in self.character_stats: self.character_stats[stat] += points Dude Theft Wars 0.1

. Since this version was a simple physics-based playground, new features should lean into humor and experimental mechanics. 🚗 Vehicle & Physics Mayhem The "Flying Bat" Cheat : A new cheat code (similar to ) that lets you hit a vehicle with your starter bat and send it flying across the entire map. Ragdoll Launcher In later versions, jumping was realistic

As of 0.1, the core loop is simple: run, drive, melee, shoot, and cause chaos in a small city. There’s no tutorial, barely any mission structure — just a sandbox with NPCs who react (poorly) to your presence. Ragdoll Launcher As of 0

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Now go forth, grab a hot dog stand, and throw it at a moving car. That is the Dude Theft Wars way.